Austin Is For Anorexics

By mr.kyle

If Austin was a Hollywood starlet then its parking spaces would be the bones and ribs poking out everywhere confirming that she has and eating disorder.  I weigh about 150 pounds when someone is tackling me, and after stuffing our compact sedan into one of these things I have trouble slipping out the door.  At first I thought it was just a feature of a few of the places we frequent, but the more I get around, the more I realize that parking in this town practically requires you to be two dimensional. 

Further complicating things is the half ‘hippie’ – half ‘cars are for pansies’ nature of the place that means you’re as likely to find yourself sandwiched between a couple of Priuses as you are monster pickups or the ubiquitous Land Rover (lots of speed bumps in the area, must have a Land Rover).  But I assure you this is not just a case of idiots with big cars and bad aim.  You have to be surgical to get a mini cooper between the lines.  Maybe it’s all part of an elaborate anti-car pro-public transport scheme or maybe this city just has a dress it’s drying to fit into.  Either way, you’ll want to rethink that Monster Burrito if you want to slide back into the driver’s seat.

One Response to “Austin Is For Anorexics”

  1. Heather Says:

    Mini Coopers are short, but not quite as slim as one might think. And I’m glad to see I’m not making up these narrow parking spaces.

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